pizzaback:

pizzaback:

i hate getting advertizing jingles stuck in my head. it’s like… NO, you are NOT allowed to exploit my pattern-recognition and memorization skills that i evolved to survive in an environment where everything wants to eat me to SELL ME INSURANCE!!!

humanity’s neurological evolution, trying to keep me from starving: this is really important. you have to remember this. see how that gazelle moves? it will move the same way every time. so will the sun and the moon and every animal you encounter. release serotonin every time you recognize this so you will survive

me: i see… but what if i never learn this and instead remember nationwide is on your side

twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

boykisser-extraordinaire:

vontacompton:

tilthat:

TIL that rats in New York City carry numerous diseases, in a sample of 133 rats, scientists discovered 18 different viruses known to infect humans. In fact, scientists even discovered some viruses that were previously unknown to have existed.

via reddit.com

Just wait till they test the New Yorkers

The new yorkers are infecting the rats

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

trancefeminine:

heartmurmuration:

snoopy fucks?

snoopy fucks

graphitetroll:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

thrussy:

girlkisser:

oddishtea: